Alligator Sue
Words & Music by M. Crolius, J. Christen

You're sitting in your favorite bar
Just sippin' on a beer
You walk on over to her
'Cause you ain't got no fear

She takes a drag off her cigarette
And looks you up and down
Says, "Run off to the circus boy
You're nothin' but a clown"

If it's trouble that you're lookin' for
Man you met your match
She can wrestle with a tiger
And never get a scratch

If you like livin' dangerous
Then go ahead jump in
She might let you up for air
Then take you down again

She's got teeth as sharp as razors
She'll break you right in two
You know she's always hungry
For man like you

Alligator Sue
If her love creeps up on you
There’s nothin’ you can do

There's rumors, there's stories
Let's set the record straight
I only hope you understand
And that I'm not too late

I'm giving you fair warning
She doesn't fall in love
If you think she wants you bad
It might just be for lunch

She's got teeth as sharp as razors
She'll break you right in two
You know she's always hungry
For man like you

Alligator Sue
If her love creeps up on you
There’s nothin’ you can do

On your expedition
Don’t fall into her swamp
She’ll drag you down, roll around
And chomp, chomp, chomp
She's got teeth as sharp as razors
She'll break you right in two
You know she's always hungry
For man like you

Alligator Sue
If her love creeps up on you
There’s nothin’ you can do

Guitars, Bass: Mike Crolius
Drums: Dave Blackburn
Piano: John Offercook
Sax: John Rekevics
Vocals: Jim Christen
Backup Vocals: Jim Christen